Ok this is a little crazy, and I'm not sure if you'll believe me when I tell you this but, I think that someone is sending me messages.... using the medium of foodstuffs.

Now you're looking incredulous. But I swear it's true. You want proof? Ok. Well then, earlier today I was eating alphabet soup, minding my own business, musing upon this and that, y'know, eating, like you do.... when all of a sudden there was turmoil and a commotion in my bowl. The soup started to swirl about and the letters started to form into something approaching words.

Well I was shocked, as you can imagine. Now at first there weren't any actual, real discernable words. But then, slowly but surely recognisable chains of words became visible. Now I was a little too shocked to take detailed notes or anything but I think I got the basic gist of the message. It said;

"OooooOOOOOooooooooOo"

Which, as I'm sure you'll agree, is a little bit creepy.

I wish I knew what it meant.

What meaning am I expected to take from this message?

Or who it was that can harness the unseen powers of the universe enough to manipulate the very consomme in our bowls...
That surely is power beyond all ken and reckoning?