Whilst sat under an apple tree today (obviously not the tree that previously fell on me as, as we discussed in an earlier blog, that fell down. A different tree), an apple fell on me.

On top of my head.

Now I'm wondering if this is revenge for the 'accidental' tree chopping down incident of a few days ago. Has word got out into the apple tree community? Was this just a warning, a glimpse of things to come perhaps? Am I to expect larger things to fall on me? Will trees be storing up spiky things, dead creatures and general ick to pelt me with? Should I invest in some form of head protection? Am I insured against tree attack?

And, whilst we're on the subject of things falling. Does gravity get stronger in hot weather? Only I've noticed a spate of objects teetering, dropping and generally scattering across floors recently. It's getting so that I daren't touch anything lest it falls on the floor. It's either that I'm more prone to being a clumsy fuck when it's too hot to think. Or, the more likely option, the hot weather brings out all the gravity goblins from their hiding places, bent on gleeful destruction and evil mirth.

Just a few thoughts for your perusal. I await your responses with baited breath (and, when I get back from my next mission to the kitchen, tea).

Hugs
Cantus